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The Dog Rules!

Rule #1 The dog is not allowed in the house.
Rule #2 Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
Rule #3 The dog is allowed in all rooms, but she has to stay off the furniture.
Rule #4 The dog can get on the old furniture only.
Rule #5 Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but she is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Rule #6 Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
Rule #7 The dog can sleep on the bed whenever she wants, but not under the covers.
Rule #8 The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
Rule #9 The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
Rule #10 Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

 

 

 

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