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You know your a Dog Person because |
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You have a kiddy wading pool in the yard, but no small children. |
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You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the |
| The Rubbish Bin is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're not home. |
| You can't see out the passenger side
window because there are slobber marks all over the inside. |
| Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other. |
| You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but
the dog understands. |
| Your dog eats cat poop, but you still let them kiss you [just not immediately afterward, of course.] |
| You sign and send birthday cards from your dog. |
| You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable. |
| You'd rather stay home on Saturday night and watch a rented DVD and cuddle your dog than go out to the movies. |
| You don't think it's the least bit strange to stand in the backyard while it's raining because your dog really needs you to go out in a storm and sort of hold their paw. |
| Your dog is getting old and arthritic, so you go buy timber and build
them a small staircase so they can climb onto the bed by themselves. |
| You have your dog's picture on your office desk [but no one else's.] |
| Your parents refer to your Dog as their granddog. |
| You never completely finish a piece of steak or chicken [so your dog gets a taste, too.] |
| You keep eating even after finding a dog hair in your pasta. |
| You make popcorn just to play catch with your dog. |
| And your dog is the star of your World Wide Web site! |