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HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? |
| Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? |
| Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. |
| Dachshund: You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp! |
| Rottweiler: Make me. |
| Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeaaase let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? |
| German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. |
| Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. |
| Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. |
| Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. |
| Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. |
| Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. |
| Maltese: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark... |
| Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. |
| Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. |
| Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover... |
| Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there... |
| Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? |
| Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.... |
| Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb? |
| Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z |
| Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light? |