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10 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats.. |
| 1.Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message to get back to you. |
| 2. Dogs let you give them a bath and love you anyway. Cats take out a contract on your life. |
| 3. Dogs bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats sneak out the back door. |
| 4. Dogs bring you your slippers and the newspaper. Cats bring you a dead mouse. |
| 5. Dogs play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats take a three-hour nap. |
| 6. Dogs sit on the car seat next to you. Cats require a private box to go at all |
| 7. Dogs greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats are mad that you went. |
| 8. Dogs sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats smirk and walk away. |
| 9. Dogs tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats yawn and close their eyes. |
| 10. Dogs give you total love forever. Cats make you pay for every mistake you've ever made |
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Why Dogs Are Better Than Women... |
| Dogs will listen to their masters. |
| Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake. |
| Dogs can make up their minds quickly. |
| Dogs don't get half when they leave you. |
| Dogs don't spend most of their time in the bathroom. |
| Dogs don't criticize your friends. |
| Dogs don't yell sexual harassment. |
| Dogs like to fetch the paper. |
| Dogs are happy to see you when you come home late. |
| Dogs don't get mad when you're seen with another dog. |
| Dogs like it when you leave the toilet seat up. |
| Dogs don't mind if you forget their birthday. |
| Dogs only live for fifteen years. |
| Dogs don't mind being on a leash. |
| Dogs like it when you come home smelling like a dog. |
| You can train a dog. |
| Dogs are loyal |
| Dogs agree with everything you say. |
| Dogs don't think your ideas are stupid. |
| Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous. |
| Dogs don't blame you for everything. |
| Dogs are less hormonal and thus more logical. |
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Why Dogs Are Better Than Men. |
| Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. |
| Dogs miss you when you're gone. |
| You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you. |
| Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong. |
| Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with. |
| Dogs admit when they're jealous. |
| Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out. |
| Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch |
| Dogs never laugh at how you throw |
| Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent. |
| Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence. |
| You can train a dog. |
| Dogs are easy to buy for. |
| Dogs are good with kids |
| Dogs understand what "no" means. |
| Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species. |
| Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside |
| You can housetrain a dog. |
| Dogs don't correct your stories. |
| Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner. |
| Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving. |
| Dogs admit it when they're lost. |
| Dogs look at your eyes |
| Dogs like your size. |
| Dogs mean it when they kiss you. |
| Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them. |
| The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK - Really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.) |